Bonnie Barchichat's

THE YOUNG MAN WHO HAS NOT WEPT IS A SAVAGE, AND THE OLD MAN WHO WILL NOT LAUGH IS A FOOL!- -George Santayana

OLD MINDS ARE LIKE OLD HORSES, YOU MUST EXERCISE THEM IF YOU WANT TO KEEP THEM IN WORKING ORDER!- -John Quincy Adams

WHEN I WAS YOUNG, THE DEAD SEA WAS ALIVE!- -George Burn

WHEN I GROW UP, I WANT TO BE A LITTLE BOY!- -Joseph Heller

SHE WAS SO OLD THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO SCHOOL THEY DIDN'T HAVE HISTORY!- -Rodney Dangerfield

OLD PEOPLE WHO SHINE FROM THE INSIDE LOOK 10-20 YEARS YOUNGER! --Dolly Parton

THE SECRET OF STAYING YOUNG IS TO LIVE HONESTLY, EAT SLOWLY AND LIE ABOUT YOUR AGE! -- Lucille Ball

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO IS PASSIONATELY INTERESTED IN YOUR AGE;

OTHER PEOPLE HAVE THEIR OWN TROUBLES -- Dorothy Parker