1. You were born between 1946 and 1964.
  2. You still think Elvis rocks!
  3. You don’t trust anyone under 35 or over 75.
  4. You remember walking down the street without talking on a cell phone.
  5. You realize you’ve outlived half the Beatles.
  6. You think you’re never too old to have a happy childhood.
  7. You get confused about Generation X and Generation Y, but feel that both are inferior to boomers.
  8. You’re on a letter-writing campaign to AARP.
  9. You feel that 60 is the new 40.
  10. You’re stuck taking care of your parents and your boomerang kids at the same time.
  11. You see yourself as early middle-aged, since old age now begins around 75.
  12. You think your 8-track tape collection is worth something.