“The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool.” – George Santayana

“Old minds are like old horses, you must exercise them if you want to keep them in working order.” – John Quincy Adams

“When I was young, the Dead Sea was alive!” – George Burns

“When I grow up, I want to be a little boy.” – Joseph Heller

“She was so old that when she went to school they didn’t have history!” – Rodney Dangerfield

“Old people who shine from the inside look 10-20 years younger!” – Dolly Parton

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age!” – Lucille Ball

“You’re the only one who is passionately interested in your age; other people have their own troubles.” – Dorothy Parker